This Is The End, My Only Friends… ribbit!

Aug
29
06

Alright, that sounds a bit morbid… but it’s fitting. Maggie and I just finished watching Friends. Not like an episode, but the whole damn series. All 10 seasons down. It took us the span of our entire relationship (until present, of course) - but we did it.
I originally thought that I’d buy Friends (man that [...]

Who Wants The Display Model?

Aug
28
06

So it would appear that our little world of foreign blogging in China is having its ass raked across the coals lately. Thanks to one man and his sexual exploits displayed on the net for all to see. And I say, good on ‘im!
Basically, some uppity Chinese "professor" stumbled across Sex in Shanghai, a foreigner’s [...]

Funeral Funnery

Aug
27
06

It would seem we’ve a lot to learn in the West from Chinese funeral planners.
I just stumbled on the following AFP article via The Hao Hao Report (thanks Steve).
Those that plan to handle my remains, take note:
China cracks down on striptease funerals
Thu Aug 24, 10:13 AM ET
China may be giving striptease funerals the last rites [...]

Hot As…

Aug
26
06

This is going to be quick, as I’m in the time-ticking local net bar, and as un-eager as I am to go outside and face the heat of Suzhou, I’ve a meeting with my boss in 15 minutes.
So, yeah, we’ve arrived and man is it hot. It’s so hot that chili peppers are drinking iced [...]

Suzhou Ah Go Go

Aug
23
06

They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom. - Kongzi (孔子)

Right, so here it is. The official, official Adventures of the Humanaught last post from Dalian. You heard it here first folks, well, because it ain’t no where else.
Though I’ll be continuing on with the blog in Suzhou, this marks the [...]